One of the best things about living in a small town (and having a local newspaper) is the police reports section. Here are a few of my favorites from this week:
12:30am A caller, now in Chestnut Hill, was unable to reach a Hayden Rowe Street resident to remind him to take a pie out of the oven. Officer Philip Powers responded and advised the resident to remove dessert from the oven.
11:11am Officer Stephen Buckley removed a picnic table from the middle of the roadway of Winter Street.
2:21am An Ash Street caller reported hearing an animal in her attic making noise. Officers Linda Higgins and Jacob Campbell responded and determined it was a family of raccoons in the attic.